can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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