i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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