Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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