I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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