My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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