She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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