Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
