I need help removing her.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
