Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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