Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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