I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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