If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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