she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
