rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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