Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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