what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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