Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He passed out mid-signature
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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