what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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