I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My cat gives me a boner
It's just like the Real World with babies
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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