Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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