can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
a search helicopter?!
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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