Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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