i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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