Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
this just has baby written all over it
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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