I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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