I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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