How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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