counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
