Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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