can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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