i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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Do I have a choice?
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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