you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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