Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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