One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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