i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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