Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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