I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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