Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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