So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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