# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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