the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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