craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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