How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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