We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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