the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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