I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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