But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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