Do vagina's smell?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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