you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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