I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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