My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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