His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
should my penis look like a turkey
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
