So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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