I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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