i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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