I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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