ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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